IM DONEです~!! [as expected]

 

bosan giler hidup ini! today i just gone through a few blogs (and it is [as expected] boring!)

this is wat [as expected] boring people will blog about:

1.their [as expected] boring activities of the "golden" moment heheh XD understood? lemme explain to you, this is what it looks like.......................OMG! i just got a hairspray!.......................see? and that is [as expected] boring~ and i just gone through it beb!

2.their [as expected] boring story of their love one (yukkss!)

lemme explain the [as expected] boring blogging.................today i just met her..........yesterday i also met her (OMG! she's evrywhere!)...she's cute n cuter everytime i stare into the deepest part of her..........today i just talk to her XD..........u know wat? she's gotten cute again! n cute....i wanna be with the cute her everytime she has gotten cute!.......................aa paham? ni la yg aq bace2 slame ni~ [as expected] boring social exposure~ klu kodd ye pown nak bercintan-cintun u dont have to blog about them~ its notorious beb~ unless u r in the anime! chuu~

3.their [as expected] boring birthdays, happy days n days of chosen days...this one aa~ very plenty~ u hack my blog n you go slidedown my dashboard (dont try this at home!)...sure u'll find many~ and [as expectec] boring faces come out of the screen XDD

-wat to write aa?-

4.their [as expected] boring things they just 1 hour ago bought~ lemme explain the tragedy of the day~.....................peeps! i just buy a new bra today!!!(also dont try this at home)................guys!  this cake i eat is very superdahsyat~ oalso got cherry-on-top yo!.................kawan2! just got myself a new phone(yg ini xbleyh bla) klu nak try la ragut phone baru I~ kukuku~...........and that is again....[as expected] wth?! boring tragedy of the days~

now take the moral of the story~or you should call it nettiquette

• in cyberworld, dont just write about your so 1 hour ago bought bra! its not good for the kids u know!
• in cyberworld, dont just tell about your private and confidential story~ people gonna find out whou you [as expected] boring are! and u gonna be in trouble~
• in cyberworld, dont post story about your loves one~ its not good for the kids again~ u dont want your [as expected] loves one to be in trouble when you got in trouble in the second point i just wrote on top...as they [as expected] boring sayings, dont trouble the trouble if u dont wanna troublemaker to follow you one whole day just to find out what trouble u gonna make next~
• and lastly, dont post stories in blogs without [as expected] boring permissions~ kang kene saman lak!

sebena ek aq kan nak tulis (in the ass0 dlm [as expected]2 tu~ cuber kowang substitute pekataan "ni" dlm kotak2 pekataan "tu"....ape effect nye kepade bloggers nnti? kite akan kaji pada sekalian waktu akan datang ye~ 

p.s: just wanna tell u guys that p.s. stands for postscripts! many of you guys wrote love letter with the p.s. saying that u gonna pee in the pants~ without knowing the [as expected] boring p.s. that u guys always wrote at the bottom of your letter is postscripts!

-8th Grade 3-Step Sparring-

• (no1) ke belakang 3 guarding block (L-stance), -middle- side kick (kaki kiri) pastu -middle- back kick(kaki kiri jugak) pastu ke belakang guarding block (badan menghadap kanan)
• (no2) ke belakang 3 knife-hand guarding block (L-stance), front kick (kaki kiri), turning kick ke kepale (kaki kanan), chop ke leher (tangan kanan) pastu ke belakang knife-hand guarding block (badan menghadap ke kiri)
• (no3) ke belakang 3 guarding block (L-stance), checking kick/low side kick (kaki kiri) + high-side kick (kaki kiri gak) pastu ke belakang guarding block (badan meghadap ke kanan) yg ni aq x sure~
• (no4) ke belakang 3 inward block (L-stance), low-side kick + middle side kick + high side kick (kaki kiri) kaki kanan steady jangan goyang2 (advice dr sir~) pastu ke belakang guarding block (dada menghadap ke kiri)
• (no5) ke blakang outward knife-hand block (L-stance), middle side kick (kaki kiri), back kick (kaki kiri), chop ke leher (tangan kanan ) ke belakang guarding block (dada menghadap ke kiri)

sha! sha! aq x sure yg ni betowl ke x? klu x betowl ko comment tau mane yg salah nnti aq edit!

ok2 yg atas ni cut-pasted dr previous post! n ianye terbukti salah! dan ini aq copy dari folio dari gim! this is wat i read on 8th

(1) -move back double knife-hand /guarding block

     -move back double knife-hand / guarding block

     -move back double knife-hand / guarding block

     -left leg side kick & put back near right leg

     -right leg back kick

     -put back guarding block

(2) -move back left hand inner forearm block

     -move back right hand inner forearm block

     -move back left hand inner forearm block

     -left leg slide to 11 o'clock perform sitting stance

     -perform right hand punch & left hand punch

     -right leg middle turning kick

     -put back guarding block

(3) -move back right hand inner forearm block

     -move back left hand inner forearm block

     -move back right hand inner forearm block

     - right leg perform continuously checking kick, mid side kick, high side kick

     -put back guarding block

(4) -move back double knife-hand block

     -move back double knife-hand block

     -move back double kine-hand block

     -move forward right walking stance right leg high knife-hand strike

     -left hand perform upset punch

     -put back guarding block

(5) -move back left hand single knife-hand block

     -move back right hand single knife-hand block

     -move back left hand single knife-hand block

     -left leg perform side/front kick

     -right leg perform turning kick & can perform chop

     -put back guarding block n end of complicated story

     

~PICTURE POST~

-kami no kaitara wakaru no KANA-

-kotoba ni sureba mieru no KANA-

konbanwa minna! bapak lak feymes name cikgu KANA (yg pandang due arah tu XDD) dalam anime weh! itu Opening Theme 2 utk Tegami Bachi nyanyian Seira! ok2 regarding the title~ aq akan post a few pics la~ and the pictures no kioku (mcm tegami wei!) 

 canteq kan pic ni? peng"edit" nye Ekin la~ we miss u ekin! berite goreng pisang mengatakan ekin nak masuk sdasa baleq (welcome to hell XDD) masyuk kelas BIO kodd pasal namelist die ade dlm kelas BIO~ nape nak masyuk sdasa baleq? orang kate die sakit n perlukan rawatan kerap..n die pown ade mention nak homeschool klu x larat (no wonder la welcome to hell already XPP)






ok2 pic sebelah ni aq yg edit XDD (promo diri) x canteq kan? (rendah diri) tema polaroid je~ ni la bekas2 botol kitowang mase fom3 Program Menyeksa Remaja (PMR) time lepas program menyekse tatau nak wat ape..so kitowang lepak bilik cikgu fawziah n tangkap gambar x senonoh ni! naseb baek cikgu Faw baek kasi aq lepak skali bilik die~ sambil2 tengok citer -3 idiots- feymes da citer ni! ala yg kat skola cikgu Faw n cikgu Azmi ade mention tu asalnye dr kitorang la time lepak2 (kitowang x duduk dlm dewan kuliah pasal dark n damp)so Yohana pown bg la copy -3Idiots- ni kat cikgu Faw~ =jadilah yg cemerlang, kejayaan akan mengejar anda= kate profeser virus kpd pelajar2 nye~

KEION!!! hahah ni aq yg edit (promi diri #2) dan aq yg suwoh diowang wat pose masing2 (promo diri #3) XD time ni sebelum program menyekse, kitowang ponteng kelas x silap kelas BI~ cikgu masuk ikut dpn- kite kuar ikut blakang (taktik ponteng 18SG) amek gamba kat sebelah klinik ni mmg best sbb dinding die bawu cat time tu~

TBS!!!!! bas TBS ni bukan bas Izzati ke?? XDD ini pown sebelah klinik~ tangge jiran tetangge punye tangge2 (bape banyak tangge?) sedih la TT^TT pic ni la harte yg aq ade pasal we are broken pieces lepas bulan 3 ni T_T Yo masyuk TTJ~ Put kate nak pindah Saujan, ama nak pergi Beseri, aq nak pegi TGB, umi nak ikut Put, eera aq x ingat die nak pegi mane~ ok2 walaupun kite berpisah but our kokoro is still ionic-bonded together! (mcm chemist)

 XDDD ape ko wat tu eera? let me analyse gamba ni.... yo senyap2 wat gunting nak bunuh eera, eera mengetap! mulutnye ketakutan lalu aq mengeluarkan fon (dlm hati nak wat report polis pasal jenayah ni)..yo punye 6th sense detect perbuatan keji aq lalu die pown senyum memanjang n posing dpn kamera...eera masih ter"mengetap" mulutnye sambil ter"eceh2" mempin tudung sehingge sekarang~ i mean now XDD!

to all dudes, kitten loves me, i love kittens..jangan jeles~ haha kittens (atau poo factory) mmg comel n kawaii!!!!! yg putih to female yep! yg laen2 tu anak2 lelaki tau!

im not the earliest that come to school (itu fakhrul ye XDD) walaupun aq smpai skola 6.30 in the moring n the first man to climb "gunung hell" aka blok baru XDDD gelap weh pagi2 ni mase naek siap ade bunyi2 menegur lak uh TT_TT jangan ganggu diriku lagi (ceh!)

naseb baek KERORO GUNSOU! teman aq all-the-way-up-to-the-mountain-of-hell dan skali lagi....welcome to hell, you are about to experience extreme fatigue n atmospheric pressure (18 SG progrem meh~)

  

wat i did evey morning is sleep selaen dr koek idung n conteng whitebord..XP mane x nye tiap2 ari aq kene bangun kol 5 suku weh~ pastu ade van mayat jemput aq pergi MOUNTAIN OF HELL!!!!!...real la aq cakap ni~ van yg jemput aq seJIBIK macm van mayat yg dikaler mcm van sekola~ sbb blakang die ade pintu-menuju-ke-alam-barzah ala2 van mayat~ pastu bile aq masyuk je everybody is quiet as ever~ dan saat demi saat liang lahad akan menghimpitku hingga patah tulang empat kerat ku (melampau ni! aq cume nak cakap bile owang naik lepas uh van jadi sempit je~)

 

i wait for my frens to come to hell...but they didn't! lambat seh diowang nak sampah ke hell ni! XDDD so ni la keje gue tiap2 pagi~ aq mintak tolong KERORO GUNSOU utk amekkan gamba ni (sebenanye keroro yg snap tanpe pengetahuan aq weh!) btw i love my squirt bottle..me and my squirt bottle in that baggy bag~ we climb the mountain of hell together-gether XDDD...till we reach the top~ we realise that our "lubang kubur" is not at the top...and so kami turun satu floor dan masyuk ke dalam "lubang nerake" kami~

weh! weh! name aq kat atas weh! (promo diri #4) and again aq duduk depan skali T_T ye la aq kan nerd TT_TT (rendah diri #2) tp xpe member aq Syaqeera, Umi, Ama ade kat blakang..yg laen2 tu bukan member aq ek~ yg laen2 tu rival aq la~ member aq ni aku akan tolong die mencapai kejayaan!! XDD mcm eera la dpt 8A pmr~ kan bagus klu laen2 pown dpt stret~ ini adalah carta kedudukan kelas BIO 4@6~ di mountain of hell~

anyway~ kyou wa watashi no tanjoubi!!!!!!! XDD im not very happy bcoz i am older than my friends T_T...and im happy n proud sebeb birthday aq same ngan YDP negeri sembilan 

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KiCK STaRT To SCHooL

          seperti yang anda tau! skola da hampir 1 minggu dan insiden2 yg x dingini selalunye akan berlaku di sdasa yg hebat lagi "menjana transformasi" wakakaka lawak la ayat tahun ni~ ok2 skarang kene story pasal diri ku yg x seberape...


semoga wrote kali ini diberkati dan dirahmati tuhan (mcm ayat penyu tue lak),


       utk budak2 yg dikataken "standard" akan diberi kelas BIOLOGY...itu pendapat owang lah. pendapat aq rambut same itam otak same putih..tu aje~ so.... tadi kate nak citer pasal biodata ==""" jap2

• nama : muhammad najmi bin mohd ayob
• skolah : sdasa yg hebat lagi "menjana transformasi" XDD
• bakal skola : TGB atau KP
• pekerjaan : YS advertiser (yg ni kene stop sebulan psl xde tender)
• hobi : bace manga2 jepun dan novel2 BI
• subjek feveret : bio
• subjek x suke : PJK
• subjek score : math
• subjek hampeh : sejarah
• unit : GTF
• club : Pencinta Alam (dengan membuang sampah ke mane2 sahaje XD)
• sports : dulu bowling skarang xde
• persona : (school)/(home)/(net)
• cite2 impian dan harapn : lari dari skola
• kelemahan : fatigue dan anaemia (lg satu usus da pendek sket)
• berat : 50kg
• tinggi : agak2 turun sket gare2 beg bersaiz jumbo (tp xde la sampai kembung beg)

bercakap tentang 4@6 mesti la amek subjek2 ni kan? sebenarnye bende2 ni sumer da master dah mase dalam kelas weh!

• BM = saat2 borak2 ngan kengkawan
• ENGLISH = yg ni aq tatau saat kematian aq rase (aq yakin!) XPP
• BIO = saat2 order burger kat abang mok uh (bang! burger daging 1!) 
• CHEMI = saat2 kentut semase riuh rendah (ceh! kentut wangi ni)
• SEJ = ukir meja name sendiri uh (I AM NOT HERE)
• PHYSIC = saat2 melabuhkan bontot atas kerusi (ape bende la contoh ni)
• AGAME = saat2 mengaminkan  doa yg dibace oleh budak2 laen (aka exercise mulut)
• MATH = saat2 nak tukar duit syiling ngan kengkawan (==')
• ADD MATH = saat2 wallet hamper kering (akibat membeli buku rujukan)

ni spesis2 cikgu yg kowang boleyh jumpe kat skola eden!

• cikgu stern : die ade satu shell kat muke die tau....muke tegang2 je , cakap kuat tp   flat je...
• cikgu ego : dalam aty die first2 akan merasekan die saje yg tahu...plaja2 kan bodoe lg time tu
• cikgu baek : lagi baek la dari mak tiri ko
• cikgu push-button : spesis ni garang kat owang ramai tp dalam kelas sporting
• cikgu hotstuff : spesis ni kalau bg example x laen x bukan sumer nye pasal diri die, family die atau sedare mare die..
• cikgu cemerlang : tahap iq yg biase2 je tp hebat la memimpin kelas..respect
• cikgu biadap : cakap tengking2 tanpe sebab.. terperanjat budak2 bawu masyuk skola ni..
• cikgu on-the-go : cikgu ni dalam setahun die masuk x lebih dari 6 kali (busy kodd)
• cikgu "professer gadget" : dalam handbag atau briefcase cikgu ni bukan setakat ade make-up je akan tetapi (ceh ayat skema) macam2 ade~ ape ko nak? paku? pisau? duit syiling? "roti"? XDD sumer ade la...ko tanye aje mesti ade punyer!
• "**** punyer" cikgu : yg ini kat sekolah mane2 xboleh ade lebih dari satu...da la mulut die mcm ****, otak die dah la b***...bukan budak2 bengap je menyampah kat die...budak2 pandai pown x suke~ bak kate kawan aq ~ s*** puyner ******...ayat rasmi cikgu nikepade pelajar -"kecik2 xnak mampos! da besar menyusahkan mak bapak!" jgn maen2 aq nak report ayat ni weh~ mmg ancur kehidupan ko nnti xde keje~

p.s. : yg starz2 tu bukan ayat2 lucah ye~ ia cume ayat2 rahsia~