The Hard Way? or The Smart Way (there is no easy way dude)

         Yosh! based on the title, yea! im talking about study. Listen, lately sekolah aq ada buat Second Test.... it's not so hard but ramai yang frustrated sebab result paper yang menjunam. bukan aq nak kata ape... kalau study banyak2 sangat, mengalahkan orang buat Master, pastu result bapak gempak warna warni dari A+ sampai G pun ade, mesti la sedih kan? so lebih baik xyah study ape? at least markah rendah2 pun bile orang tanye xde la malu sangat. Cakaplah " I mane ade study beb..." kan kan?


          Ok right away im gonna tell what way i study! ramai yang x puas hati pastu diorang cakap camni. "Eh Najmi kau x blaja satu hapak pown amacam ko boleh dapat A++??" hish! What the fuck are talking about dude?? aq bapak la study depa kata aq x study? (unless you got ur motherfuckin' lips)


[1] Get Your Ass Down And Relax! Go Rehab! or Shutdown!


          from what i see, people in my class, study like hell, like there is no hell at all, and like there is a need to invent a new hell. maksudnye, study and go overdrive! we are human and we are humane, manusia ni lemah. so study relax but at the same time study with a pace "constant". aq dengar ade orang tuisyen banyak2 subjek? ye kah? that's alien! mane boleh tuiton banyak2! kurangkan tuition lebihkan study sendiri! dan jangan sebelum exam start (5minit lagi) baru nak bace macam nak gila. dah start pun masih baca lagi. anda sedang melambatkan semua orang! Blaja la sebelajar2nya, dan mainlah semain2nya! you got freedom!

Don't be s fuckin' serious when studying

[2] We Got 2 Years and A Principle here~


          yeah i agree with LCX-sensei here... he says that this form 4 all must study much harder and a little smarter. In form5 , study much smarter and a little harder. faham? macam Bernoulli's Principle lah. kalau fom4 nak study gila2 silakan. tapi time fom5 nak study you need a bunch of strategies untuk blaja dalam masa yang singkat!.


[3] Roger First, Then Copy.


         yup! even LCX-sensei reccomend this. kalau kita slow dan susah nak score. dengar dulu ape cikgu ajar... pastu barulah salin (cepat2) pastu try buat balik...pastu tanya kat cikgu ape yang cikgu maksudkan sebenanye... kadang2 ada pelajar full concentration, tapi die x tau ape matlamat die duduk blaja kat situ. 

[4] Group Study is Crucial

        blajar kena berteman, jangan blaja sensorang. kau gila, dalam kelas aq ade sorang je budak cina blaja sensorang, and he's a bitch, just want publicity and attention out of fuckin nothing! enough with that CCTV, we move on with study grouping. Group study maximum 5-6 orang. paling efficient 4 orang. dalam group study kena relax jugak, not so quiet and not so chit-chatty. Study Group aq dengan the Witch, Boomer, Miss Jockey Al-Nasi Lemak. 4 orang! dan PMR tahun lepas Yo dengan Put pon ade gak.. dan group aq 2 orang straight A. nak tau rahsia kami study group???

• call each other to meet up at Boomer's house!
• then Boomer roger kat makcik die kami nak datang beraya
• then makcik die masak special
• then kami datang "Assalamualaikum kami datang nak study!"
• then kami naik atas tengok Astro MTV ke Hits ke Animax ke ape2 lah
• 30minit (atau 1 jam) lepas tu bawu mula study
• baru 5 minit study ade orang jerit die pening kepale,.
• sume naik bukak facebok (30minit)
• pastu blaja 30minit
• tidur
• lepas bangun makan tengah hari
• borak2 kerja x siap!
• voila! dapat 8A

In Group-studying, help your weak friends to cope up with you!

see that? bukan lama pun blaja, main je banyak! itu yang penting! MAIN!!!! otak perlukan rehat untuk masukkan data2 baru. itu prinsip kami! "the more we LEARN, the LESS we know" <-----hadis yang cakap!

[5] Buku Rujukan satu Set!

                Ini wajib! Miskin ke kaya ke, ade aq kisah?! Setiap pelajar A+ kene ade at least 9 buah buku rujukan, lagi banyak lagi bagus. Ini bukan satu pembaziran, kalau ade adiq2 yg nak blaja nnti boleh pass down kat die kan>? x ke jimat namanye tuh?

You got to love books (even if you are not a bookworm)

[6] FASTFORWARD like YOU NEVER DID

                Almaksud-nya belajar dahulu sebelum benda tu dating. Apa “benda” tu? Ilmu la bongok! Macam aku kan. Aku mula baca buku Biology and Chemistry masa form2. Aku mula jawab Linear Equation masa form1 lagi. Belajar dahulu adalah penting! Tetapi! Buat latihan yang cikgu x kasi buat dahulu adalah babi! Jangan lawan cakap cikgu! Jangan rasa diri itu pandai sedangkan bodoh kepalang! Jangan cari publisiti dan jangan menCAPAB! (macam CCTV)

[7] GAMES and BOOKS are GOOD FRIEND!

                Kalau nak study lebih2, korang kene la ade at least satu atau 2 favourite game korang! x kire la game ape pun at least ade game nak main! Aku pun ade favourite game! Aq main Left4Dead with my study group! And aq main Paper Mario sorang2!~ korang at least kena enjoy main Tetris ke Sports ke, tenteng ke, Batu Seremban ke. Yang penting, think about having fun, don’t think about winning the game (like CCTV did! Whadda bullshit!)

Games are good stress relievers! 

[8] GO OVERDRIVE, GO CRAZY (once in a freakin’ while)

                Kalau setiap kali kita belajar rasa tension gile, adalah disyorkan  korang menggila sekejap. Sorang2 atau ramai2. Korek la hidung ke, lompat2 ke, kencing kat toilet ke, nangis ke, gelak cam setan ke, tengok TV mentekedarah ke. Buat je benda bodoh yang korang tahu. This is important to remove pressure. Korang xnak otak korang mengalami sawan babi bukan?? So get crazy sometimes. Kurangkan stress!

Do some practical jokes. It energize your brain well!

[9] to be continued....