i just get this from my aunt last year! ayat aku memang x makan ayat kan? elemen ini dalam bahasa inggeris di panggil Oxymoron atau Paradox. Contohnye, a cold fire, a hot ice. x kena kan? so yg xde kena mengena akan dipanggil.....hei! aku xnak story tu malam ni. i wanna repost the email i got.
it sounds like this:.:.:. (you must understand english to laugh at this)
>One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
>A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"
>Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh."
>Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
>Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"
>Third one came and asked him the same question again.
>Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
>While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
>He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"
>The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered,
>"Yes, I am relaxing."
>The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot.
>Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
>Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to
>the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance
>a prospective heavenly soul, he must answer two questions:
>1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
>2. How many seconds are in a year?
>The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
>1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are
>Today and Tomorrow.
>2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
>Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer,
>even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get
>12 seconds in a year?"
>The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
>etc..."
>Saint Peter let him in without another word.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low
>all around his living room.
>Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
>Santa : "Hidden cameras!"
>Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras
>here?"
>Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.
>Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching
>the Star World Channel'. How does he know that?"
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Having lost his donkey, a Singh, got down to his knees and started
>thanking God.
>A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing;
>what are you thanking God for ?"
>The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
>I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise
>I would have been missing too."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final
>examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the
>question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
>takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then
>removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pants, socks
>and watch follow suit.
>The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
>"Oye, I am only following the instructions here"! It says here
>"Answer the following questions in brief".
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was
>crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
>The first one said, "I came here for blood test"
>Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? "
>First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my
>finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was
>astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
>The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes and
>wash hands but starts washing the basin instead.
>The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh,
>what are you doing?"
>To this the man replies," Oye, see the board here ---" WashBasin".
Kelakar x? gelak, gelak jugak, jangan lupa exam akhir tahun dah dekat TT~TT i **** exams. pening kepalaku study memanjang lebar.
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